"So this is the house."
"Mmm-hmm." TenTen nodded. "I wonder why this mission was only for me and you Neji."
"What is our mission." Neji questioned. Damn, he should've known before her.
"Tsunade's cousin, Miyako. Her parents were killed at the age of 2, and she thinks that whoever she likes are her parents. She lives with her nanny, and we have to keep her entertained for 2 hours while her Nanny's at a family reunion. She's supposed to be very calm, or so her nanny says. I guess her mental personality is like if you, if she really is calm."
Neji twitched. "Are you saying that I have the mental capabilites of a 6 year old?"
"Heh." TenTen mocked him. "If you didn't have the mental capabilties like you do, of a 6 year old, you should be able to figure that out."
Neji opened his mouth to answer, but was cut off when a sudden weight attached to his right leg.
"Dadddy!!" the figure squealed. Neji looked down to see a head of light brown hair, glancing up at him with hopeful blue eyes.
"I'm not your father, Miyako.."
"Daddy, don't lie! Nanny says that you and mommy have 'een on a bussiness trip for 4 years, and you're finally home!" Miyako grinned, and clung to his leg even tighter.
Laughing behing her hand, TenTen bent down to Miyako's level. "Miyako, this is your Daddy Neji."
Neji's face was twitching. 'Ooh , I'll get you for this.'
"And Miyako, this is your mother TenTen."
TenTEn's face of suprise and hate, was enough for him.
"Mommy? Daddy?" Miyako looked up at them. "Can I ask you a question?"
TenTen used her left foot to kick Neji in the shin, and smiled at Miyako. "Spit it out."
"Umm.. Uncle Kakashi said that Mommys and Daddys love each other, so much that they go through this mating thing to have children. Did you go through the same thing to have me?"
There was a pause, and then Neji's calm voice spoke. "Kakashi is a pervert."
"Daddy, what's a pervert?"
It was going to be a long day.
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"Daddy can I have a dog?"
"Daddy, can I havea piggyback ride?"
"Daddy, can I have a cookie??"
"Daddy, can I get a pet bird?"
"Daddy, when did you mate with mommy?"
"Daddy's what's mating?"
"Daddy? Daddy? Daddy?"
Neji was going insane.
It just wasn't fair. TenTen had it easy, she wasn't asked these horrible questions, but he.. he had to go through this, and it wasn't fair. But- then again, it was thanks to TenTen that he got a break. She had ushered Miyako outside, telling her that 'Daddy needed a break.'
Everything was perfect.
"Daddy! Mommy says that'll you'll buy me a pony!"