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09 January 2008 @ 04:32 pm
THE CRACKIEST CRACKTASTIC NEJITEN CRACK IN THE HISTORY OF CRACK  
Over the course of my being in the Nejiten fandom, I have given you fanfic. I have given you fanart, which amazingly I think I have improved upon over the years (this, of course, on a relative scale XP). I have attempted icons, tried banners, made wallpapers, and done scanlations. I have made mashed up dub-overs, 20-second music videos, crack fsts, and silly song rewrites. But there is one thing I have not yet done. And that, to the most awesome and wonderful Nejiten community, is FLASH ANIMATION.

I present to you the crackiest cracktastic Nejiten crack in the history of crack. Perhaps even in all existence of Nejiten crack. I present to you…

DISNEY NEJITEN CRACKCollapse )
 
 
 
Cosmo-san: Lee [ end in fire ]blooming_cosmo on January 10th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT SERIOUSLY WAS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! THE ANIMATIONS WERE PERFECT, AND THE ADDED MUSIC HAD ME LAUGHING LIKE MAD! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU FOR THIS! MY BRAIN STOPPED WORKING IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY AFTER THIS, AND I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS!

You have no idea how awesome you are and how much awe I am in. You're my fandom hero. *insert wtf smilie from NF*

*bows and worships* ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF CRACK!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:07 am (UTC)
I HOPE YOUR BRAIN HAS RESUMED FUNCTIONING AS I BELIEVE IT IS IMPORTANT FOR REAL LIFE. I CAN'T BE SURE THOUGH, SINCE MY BRAIN STOPPED FUNCTIONING LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. XDXDXD

Fandom hero? But-but, you're like, my fandom hero! =O

*amused* Queen of Crack, you say? When then, as Queen of Crack, I commandth you all to go forth and produce lots and lots of Nejiten sap, crackage, and lulz. WE SHALL TAKE OVER TEH INTARWEBS WITH OUR AWESOME POWER.
adaon6adaon6 on January 10th, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
That was one of the most insane things I have ever seen.


...

You are awesome!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:07 am (UTC)
It most certainly is one of the most insane things ever created in the name of Nejiten. =D


Thank you very much!
Reinacoconutmandarin on January 10th, 2008 03:05 am (UTC)
Omg...

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Loved the I Won't Say I'm in Love one 'cause of the girl time.
Toboe LoneWolf: [RK] Oathsworntoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:08 am (UTC)
Oh, we all so know that off-screen all of Konoha is out to convince that Neji and Tenten are in love. Tru fax. >D
Kitty: Kakashithehalfkorean on January 10th, 2008 04:27 am (UTC)
Two words:

TARZAN NEJI.

zomg. He was all: "I'm swinging in my loin cloth"

And she was all: "zomgnejinoclotheshottsexy."

You are made of crack.

Seriously. Consider it a gift.

Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
*snickers* And the lyrics riiiiiiight at that point are singing, "a man in time indeed."

Oh yes, Neji is a MAN. AND SHIRTLESS. AND HAWT MOST DEFINITELY.

Jungle!Neji is really due to the genius of wingsover though, and saccharinesyrup's awesome fanart. I just took it one step further and animated it. =D

Me and crack, we're good, good buddies...XP
(no subject) - saccharinesyrup on January 13th, 2008 12:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - toboe_lonewolf on January 13th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
Cat: NejiTen [ mine ]light_flower on January 10th, 2008 08:55 am (UTC)
audshfjvkhjbsdkghb aduhksbhsdhl zhvjksg

you seriously need to stop doing this no, don't, it kills me. at least people at work will eventually kill me for the random squeeing and laughing out loud.

now for the caps..

I LOVE YOU. BEST. THING. EVER. SERIOUSLY...HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THIS, SO SO MUCH. YOU ARE INDEED THE QUEEN OF CRACK! I CAN'T EVEN PICK WHICH ONE I LIKED BEST, IT WAS ALL THAT GOOD. YOU JUST GOT ME IN THE BEST MOOD EVER IGNORING THE FACT THAT MY BRAIN DIED XDDD *WATCHES AGAIN AND AGAIN*

♥♥
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:13 am (UTC)
Spreading the Nejiten love at work through squeedom, lulz and crack? =D I support.

I LOVE YOU TOO. LIKE WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS. SERIOUSLY, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS THAT I MAKE THIS SORT OF EPIC CRACK.
wildcattmiss_wildcatt on January 10th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
My God, Toboe. Your crack makes me so happy. :D

I loveeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:18 am (UTC)
Well, if there's one thing I can do, it is crack. And I do my best to make it good. And epic. XP

I loooooooove you tooooooooooooooooooooooo. No kidding. It's only because of all the great people here and the mega-awesome stuff they make like you that I make this sort of crack in return. Your pirate AU wins like, all other Nejiten AUs, hands down.

notesonlove on January 11th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)
one part of me died and went to heaven.
this is absolutely beautiful, cracktastic, and mind-blowing amazing.
i will now worship you for a long long time.
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on January 13th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
XP Elevating such crack into heavenly bliss? Now that's a first for me. =D

Thank you!

No no no-- I needs worship you for your absolutely beautiful fanfics!
Tentenlau_kun on January 11th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
this had me laughing my head off. ^_^ seriously.

I like the "I won't say I'm in love" bit from Hercules OST most.

this had me laughing my head off. ^_^ seriously.

I like the "I won't say I'm in love" bit from Hercules OST most. (bias, maybe?) coz it's my favorite disney cheesy, making me cheesy in a way... maybe track. =)

Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on January 13th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
...I do hope you were able to recover your head...? XP

One of the big reasons I decided to do this Flash was so I could animate the Hercules scene. Massive Denial and Shirtless!Neji FTW. >D
fatal_red: The Datefatal_red on January 12th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
OH. MY. GODDESSES.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE??

*__* This is superb. Knew all these songs by heart, is that scary?

"Colors of the Wind" and "I Won't Say I'm in Love." That was love incarnate. DEFIANCE OF LOGIC. *dies*

♥u,srsly.


Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on January 13th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
SOMEWHERE IN THE HIDDEN CHAMBERS OF NEJITEN CRACKDOM, DEEP DEEP BELOW IN SOME SUPER SEKERI CHAMBER?

XP By the time I finished this Flash I knew all of the songs by heart as well.

*snickers* The "Defiance of Logic" part came from the fact that the scenes in the actual movie were really weird at that point. Glowing leaves, shining spirit eagles, and random brush strokes? XP And what could be more stranger than team seven randomly flying across the sky? XD
ichigoxrenjiichigoxrenji on January 13th, 2008 12:32 am (UTC)
that was the best NejixTenten crack ever!!! i'm awe at the totally awesomeness of your work. Everything was just beauty at its greatest. But i most say, i love the "Hercules" part the most. wonderful job!

is there a why to download this onto my computer? i want to save this great piece of art!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on January 13th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
Thank you! The Hercules part was really fun to do. (Shirtless Neji and Water Prison Scene, HEE.)

Yes, there is! Up at the top of my post I say stuff about watching it on full-screen for fully-huge-crack-purposes, and provide a link. Open that, wait for it to finish loading, and now that it's the only thing in your browser window you can go to [File] [Save As]. Then you can watch it again by opening the file (it'll be a .swf file) with your web browser.

Please note that I would really appreciate it if you would not post this Flash anywhere else though, since I spent a lot of time on it and I'd like to keep track of things. Thanks!
(no subject) - ichigoxrenji on January 14th, 2008 11:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
adaon6adaon6 on March 22nd, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
I just came back and watched this again (3rd time maybe)?

It and you are still awesome.