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09 January 2008 @ 04:32 pm
THE CRACKIEST CRACKTASTIC NEJITEN CRACK IN THE HISTORY OF CRACK  
Over the course of my being in the Nejiten fandom, I have given you fanfic. I have given you fanart, which amazingly I think I have improved upon over the years (this, of course, on a relative scale XP). I have attempted icons, tried banners, made wallpapers, and done scanlations. I have made mashed up dub-overs, 20-second music videos, crack fsts, and silly song rewrites. But there is one thing I have not yet done. And that, to the most awesome and wonderful Nejiten community, is FLASH ANIMATION.

I present to you the crackiest cracktastic Nejiten crack in the history of crack. Perhaps even in all existence of Nejiten crack. I present to you…




DISNEY NEJITEN CRACK by toboe_lonewolf
View at: Newgrounds || Sheezyart || [DA xpost]


[[I actually drew it for full-screen viewing, but Flash scales perfectly (and doesn't take longer to download either) so it technically doesn't matter if you watch it at its regular size of 550 x 400 or via full-screen. However, I do believe the crack factor goes up about nine thousand with full-screen. =D Want to see it blown up to unbelievably cracky proportions? Click [here]. I do, however, elaborate more on the creation process and give more links in the SA artist comment section.]]

Yes, it's Nejiten, animated to Disney cheesy sappy romantic cheeseball songs. And yes, it is major, major crack. There is more crack crammed in this Flash than you can shake a stick at. LOL!crack, wut crack, shirtless!Neji crack, Major Crack, and a massive dumpload of CRACK-SAP. Eight Disney movies have been crackified to Nejiten, and it is one crazy, crazy ride. XP

I sincerely hope you enjoy this Flash. It's a 1.85MB file, comparable to the Ultimate Naruto Fanflash series size, though obviously as this is my first time using Flash my art and animation pales in comparison to that series. (First flash evar LOLOLOL XP) (Also, after this, I really, really, really want a graphics tablet…drawing the frame-by-frame animation parts was a killer with a mouse. T_T) But I really hope you don't mind waiting for it to download, because I've been working on this for about 2 weeks nonstop and 2 months overall, and seriously, it is the crackiest thing I have ever done.

As with some of my previous works, I have made some tributes to some other great people in the Nejiten community. Catch a wingsover reference, liberal application of wordynessie's smexy Nejiten motto, and the animated creation of a conversation that happened in the Nejiten NarutoFan fanclub. You guys all roxxors my soxxors.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to collapse in exhaustion now. *flops over*

EDIT: O_O Ohshinnizdig whizbang jeepers. YOU GUYS, I LOVE YOU ALL TOO. I MAKE ONLY THE BESTEST OF CRACK FOR YOU GUYS.

EDIT 2: TOBOE IS AN IDIOT GUYS. T_T I would've sworn the fanart I used as a reference in the Tarzan scene was done by saccharinesyrup. However, it wasn't (saccharinesyrup's ART STILL ROCKS THOUGH GO LOOK AND BOW DOWN) so I'll have to fix the credits.
 
 
 
Sapphire Lunasapphireluna on January 9th, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
Oh.My.God


AGHFHGFSDFSDF! I hereby declare you personality of the year XD
Seriously, you rock.
this must've taken weeks to make.
lol
You are not made of awesome, awesome is made of you!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:34 am (UTC)
Personality of the Year? This is quite an accomplishment, at the early date of Jan 9th. Methinks I shall have lots of competition in holding said title, because seriously, you guys are all awesome too. =D

Yeah, it took me a long time, and I practically worked on it nonstop for two weeks straight. Luckily I had winter break.
.dulcemente novia [♥]: squeecandy_bride on January 9th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
...
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...........

*is already dead*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *joins gai and lee* THIS IS THE MOST AWSOME THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone!!!

...sniff... thanx ;w;
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:35 am (UTC)
No no no, wait, REVIVE! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER FOR NEJITEN!

I am so happy you liked it!
Maki: pic#69377580yumi_maki on January 9th, 2008 11:12 pm (UTC)
Oh My Gosh! This is sooo amazing! It was so funny - my favourite part is when Tenten was trying to deny her feelings for Neji and Hinata, Ino and Sakura were singing. I also loved the 'Colours of the Wind' part - lol. Flying Team 7!
You're part of what makes me love this community. lol!
Toboe LoneWolf: [TT] Raventoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:37 am (UTC)
XP I said that "I Won't Say (I'm in Love)" was going to have a big influence in a lot of my future work, and I'm glad that you liked that scene! Flying Team 7 was sheer a lolwut idea. I mean, the actual Pocohontas movie was doing all sorts of things with birdies and shiny leaves, why can't I have random Team 7? =D

Aw! *hugs* And you guys are what make me love this comm too! I make only the bestest of crack for you guys!
Nattmusei_kage on January 9th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
I totally LALALALALLOVED IT! Toboe LoneWolf, you're my new hero TT^TT!
The Hercules part was the best haha

Awesome x12834787234981342791824092349384..

<3 *dies happy
Toboe LoneWolf: [Avatar] Headbandtoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:39 am (UTC)
Oooooh that's a really big number...

=D The Hercules part was one of my first ideas. I just HAD to have it.

I'm thrilled that you liked the Flash! Though methinks being alive and happy would be better than dead and happy...XP
Kia: Euphie gigglestarswing on January 9th, 2008 11:27 pm (UTC)
.... oh my god. I love you. XD
Toboe LoneWolf: [Wicked] Feeling Wickedtoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:39 am (UTC)
I love you too. Such love is shown by the profuse amounts of Nejiten crack I give you. I may not be able to do anything else good, but if there's one thing I can do, it's crack. >D
凯茜kathy~☆katakokk on January 9th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
OH. MY. FRIGGIN'. GOD. ...again.

You are seriously like some kind of NejiTen GOD or something! -worships your awesome crackfulness-

That had me laughing the WHOLE TIME!

Tell me that I've gone to heaven and this is paradise! Oh, the NejiTen crack, my paradise!

I liked the Colors of the Wind one (Team 7 whirled in randomly!), and "I Won't Say (I'm in Love)" the best (Sakura, Ino, and Hinata were VERY COOL. And Tenten and Neji are both totally in denial). Haha, that was so coincidental, because my friends and I are using "I Won't Say (I'm in Love)" for our lip sync for debate :D. Ehehe.

YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS. You PWN even Shikamaru when it comes to genius-ness.
Toboe LoneWolftoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:42 am (UTC)
If Nejiten crack is not in paradise, we should petition for God to correct it. Immediately. =D =D =D

Random Team 7 was a total lolwut idea I had to fill in space. I'm pretty surprised that so many people liked the cameo. And oh yeah, Tenten and Neji are so in denial.

Dude, you're using Disney songs in debate? How?

GENIUS ONLY IN CRACK, M'DEAR. XP
(no subject) - katakokk on January 11th, 2008 01:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
Kasumiicewolf_kasumi on January 9th, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC)
THIS is AWESOME!
YOU are AWESOME!
Actually, the word "awesome" doesn't even begin to describe it. This is seriously the BEST thing I have seen in a long time. XDD

And you have successfully made me laugh out loud enough for my parents to think I have finally cracked under pressure and stress. XDD
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
=D Really? Wow, I never thought I'd get that much of a response. Unstoppable giggles, maybe.

Well, huzzah and hooray, then! I consider it to be one of my life goals to make people laugh. =D
wordynessiewordynessie on January 9th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
I.LOVE.YOU.

Marry me now or I will kidnap you and force a wedding! XD XD XD

I'm a diehard Disney fan, added to a NejiTen fan, and OMG. There are just no words. NO WORDS.

It's SOOO funny and sooo well done. The only thing I can think would have been crackier was if Neji kissed Tenten's knee like Will does to Elizabeth in POTC3.

But omg. You are my NejiTen/Disney soul mate!!!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
I LOVE YOU TOO. ♥ SRSLY. ALL WE NEED IS AN E-PRIEST AND WE CAN BE E-MARRIED. And then we can produce lots and lots of genius fanfiction and cracky lolz children.

Oh man, I have not seen POTC 3 yet. Amusingly though perhaps 70% of all movies I have seen in my lifetime are Disney. But now I am determined to make yet another Nejiten Flash and stick that in there. >D

Disney/Nejiten. Tru luv, tru fax, for rlz.

GeeBee: NejiTen Clean [Naruto]goldberry on January 10th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
OMG.

....

OMG.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ♥

That was marvelous.
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:49 am (UTC)
Why thank you. This Flash was made for the sole purpose of lolz, crack, and omgwtwbbq-ery. And massive amounts of Nejiten sappage. =D
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Toboe LoneWolf: [ROD] Read or Dietoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
But Disney songs are so much lovely craaaaaaaaaaaack. XP By the time I finished this Flash, I knew all the songs by heart too. I played them constantly on repeat even when I wasn't working on them.

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
xebonystarxxebonystarx on January 10th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
O.O
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OMG <3

You have just made Nejiten history!!!!
It was the best crack! i've had in forever.
U.DEFY.GRAVITY.
I don't know how but you do.
Trying to use words to explain how much I love this isn't working!!!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Wicked] Feeling Wickedtoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
Re: O.O
Nejiten history? Do I get to be marked down in the archives for the first ever Nejiten Flash with song and/or the crackiest Nejiten production? =D

I think that I'll try defying graaaaaaaavity >D

Aw, I'm just doing my best to provide you with the bestest of crack I can. It's really all I can do; you guys are all awesome.
meepers369meepers_369 on January 10th, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)
NO AMOUNT OF WORDS CAN EXPRESS MY LOVE.

I started laughing when I heard the song from the Pirates of the Caribbean. After that, the giggles were nonstop. The Lion King segment was PERFECT. Just, UTTER PERFECTION.

-saves to computer- Now I know what to watch on a bad day. I bow to your awesomeness~ m(-__-)m
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
I DUNNO, THEM CAPSLOCK DOES IT REAL GOOD. =D

The Pirates of the Caribbean idea I was at first tentative about. I wanted an opening song but I couldn't pick one; the only one that came to mind was POTC but it didn't really fit with all the Disney animated songs I was going to have. My sister just went, "so what?" So it's really thanks to her that she convinced me to stick with it.

LION KING SAP = NEJITEN, TRU FAX. "I CAN FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT" FITS, AMRITE?

Aw, thanks! All of you guys are awesome too; it's only because of you guys that I even attempt this stuff!
Kaitlynn: LOLZ!kayez12 on January 10th, 2008 01:22 am (UTC)
oh my goodness.

this truly made me LOL in my seat.and yes. people were staring.

this made my whole year day xDDDDD

♥ TIMES A BAZILLION.
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 12:58 am (UTC)
Disney Nejiten crack. What a better way to start the year day? XP

Love you too. Like a bazillion AND ONE. XDXD

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Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
My Disney Nejiten crack was a labor of love to you all. I am honored that you enjoyed it so much. And I don't think I'll ever be able to see the movies the same way again. IT WILL BE LIKE NEJITEN ALL OVER. This may or may not be a bad thing. >D

(Also, welcome to LJ! Hee, I made an LJ because I wanted to join in the Nejiten and Tenten fun too. See, you guys are ALL AWESOME.)
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(no subject) - toboe_lonewolf on January 13th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC) (Expand)
Sakyh-chan ♥twilightxspell on January 10th, 2008 01:45 am (UTC)
HOLY CRAP OF CRAPNESS no words to describe how utterly COOL that was, but I think I just summed it up all right there. OMG LOOK AT THE SHIRTLESS NEJIS! Gai and Lee were hilarious. Good job with this! I admire your hardwork *_*

A few questions though. Is it possible to download this as a .wmv or a .mpeg? And how do you make flash animations in general?
Toboe LoneWolf: *GEEK* (Ph34r me.)toboe_lonewolf on January 11th, 2008 01:03 am (UTC)
SHIRTLESS NEJI FTW. No Nejiten crack of mine on this epic scale is not going to have shirtless Neji, nosirree.

No, you can't download this as a .wmv or .mpeg as it's a .swf file. You can, however, convert it, but that takes up a LOT of CPU power and the quality goes down A LOT. You make Flash animations using either the Macromedia Flash program or the Shockwave program; I used Macromedia Flash MX 2004.