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17 December 2007 @ 04:46 pm
The Twelve Days of Nejiten!!11!1  
And now, with the OFFICIAL opening of this Mega-Awesome Nejiten Festival, I bring to you something to definitely make your holidays filled with Nejiten. And I mean, Nejiten All the Way. I bring you…

(warning: large picture files under cut)


Why yes, it is the entire "Twelve Days of Christmas" song, redone for Nejiten. >D

Which I swear to you was inspired at 6AM last Friday morning while studying for finals and out of literally nowhere came the chorus for the fifth day. Upon which further studying was momentarily thrown out the window as I pondered days 4-1, and then went back to studying. And giggling.

And then, on the car drive back home, I randomly burst out into song (shut up, it was the after-finals euphoria) starting on day five, stopped, and then in the utter silence, my sister said,

"…….That works. That definitely works."

Toboe: >D Yes it does.

Upon which the rest of the car drive home consisted of us rehashing the rest of the song (and counting syllables) for Nejiten. >D

And then, to my personal shock and my sister's Made-Of-Awesomeness, my sister decided to illustrate all of the 12 days. In two and a half days. And color them all. Why yes, my sister is made of awesome.

(And yes, the irony/hidden genius has not escaped me that one of the events for the festival is the 12 days of Nejiten. XP I have no idea of what the “official” 12 days of Nejiten is going to be, but I am going to say here and now that our version roxxors your soxxers. And stuff.)

So here it is, the Twelve Days of Nejiten. First in text (with most of the repeats cut out to save space), from one to twelve, and then the illustrated version, from twelve to one. My sister (Goldragonix) did all of the illustrations, and to my further amusement and surprise she'd thrown in a few references to my fanfics. Also, to save space, these illustrations are somewhat rough. Later my sister will post the better, individualized, HQ versions on her deviantart account at goldragonix.

Feel free to sing out loud. It's mostly of Neji giving stuff to Tenten, and as we went from 6 to 12 our ideas got a bit…out there…but it's still freaking hilarious. It really is quite fun. =D

The Twelve Days of Nejiten: Collab by Toboe LoneWolf and Goldragonix.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
a full day of training with Neji.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Two shuriken,
And a full day of training with Neji.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Three bow staves,
Two shuriken,
And a full day of training with Neji.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Four sets of kunai,
Three bow staves,
Two shuriken,
And a full day of training with Neji.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
FIVE SHIRTLESS NEJI(S)
Four sets of kunai,
Three bow staves,
Two shuriken,
And a fuuull daaaay of training wi' Neeeejiiii. [[XD]]

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Six senbon flying,
FIVEEEE SHIRTLESS NEJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII… [[feel free to throw up your arms in hurrah XP]]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Seven anvils falling…

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eight battleaxes…

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Nine bombs a blowing…

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Ten tentententen bowls of ramen…

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eleven baby dragons…

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve hugs and kisses…

[[There are bazillion and one comments I want to make on each and every picture, but that would take too long. Anyway, here is the twelfth day, illustrated! Please express all comments of awesomeness to Goldragonix.]]





 
 
 
notesonlove on December 17th, 2007 10:55 pm (UTC)
this is absolutely adorable.
shirtless nejis. it is a must for the nejiten festival.
i am inspired by your made-of-awesomeness. *_*
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on December 17th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
Why yes, Shirtless Neji shall become a mainstay of Nejitenness. XD (It is fated to be.)

Inspired? I eagerly await the awesomness of your awesomeness.
chariel on December 17th, 2007 11:02 pm (UTC)
OMG. OMG. YOU ARE MY HEEEEERRROOO.

<3

They're all so cute, but the last one SNAGS my heart. *BUBBLES OF LOVE*

And I swear to gosh you will have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on December 17th, 2007 11:19 pm (UTC)
Goldragonix: And I cry happy teeeeears...

That was the plan, BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on December 17th, 2007 11:21 pm (UTC)
Toboe: She is, isn't she? ...In that awesome, devious, weapon-loving way.

Goldragonix: In that weapon-wielding, bomb-blowing kind of way.

Toboe: Yes, that. >D
Sakyh-chan ♥twilightxspell on December 17th, 2007 11:04 pm (UTC)
HOLY COW HAHAHHAHA (etc.) This is the best! *_* I'm going to show it to all my friends: nejiten haters/lovers and even to those who have no idea who they are. I can convert them! MOOHAHA anyway great job to you and your sis! ^_~
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on December 17th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
Toboe: Thanks! It's really all thanks to my sis, though; I only had the idea for days 5-1, and I never thought we'd actually go through and redo the entire song.

Converts? Yay! Spreading the Nejiten love.

Goldragonix: Make more, make more!
of a truant disposition: Count D: be still my pounding hearthello_scorpling on December 17th, 2007 11:05 pm (UTC)
Hahah this is so cute. <33 Am especially loving number eight. Regretting the choice of presents, now are we? XD
Toboe LoneWolf: [Avatar] Headbandtoboe_lonewolf on December 17th, 2007 11:24 pm (UTC)
*snickers* Yes, he is. Just a tad bit.
sahara storm: [Naruto] NejiTensahara_storm on December 17th, 2007 11:13 pm (UTC)
Ten tentententen bowls of ramen…

...That made me laugh like a deranged version of the Wiked Witch of the West on speed.

*SHRIEKS*

OMG~ you and your sister are so awesome <3
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on December 17th, 2007 11:26 pm (UTC)
(We really sorta ran out of creative steam at that point and were babbling and that just sorta popped out...and stuck...)

XP And your comment made us laugh like deranged hamsters.

Goldragonix: *adds* singing Jingle Bells.

Toboe: *dutifully adds*

Yes, my sister is awesome. =D
Kaitlynnkayez12 on December 17th, 2007 11:15 pm (UTC)
0____o. me is in love.


i especially love the nine bombs a blowing :3
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on December 17th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
=D =D =D Sharing the Nejiten love!

*snickers* Oh man, nine cracks me up so much. My sister is a genius.

Goldragonix: With a lid. Drawn, I mean.

Toboe: Artistically as well.
.dulcemente novia [♥]: yaycandy_bride on December 17th, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
FIIIIIIIVE SHIRTLESS NEJIIIIIII~~~!! *thumbs up* d>w<b
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:33 pm (UTC)
*thumbs up with you, along with the 'PING' of Gai's grin* =D
Makiyumi_maki on December 18th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
Tenten seems a litle scary in these piccies what with her being so happy to have all those weapons about. All the same, I LOVE this - it is sooo very awesome (not to mention HILARIOUS!). You two are ridiculously talented!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:34 pm (UTC)
Why of course; Tenten is a weapons specialist. Of course she loves her weaponz. Many thanks, but really, most of this is due to my sister; I was just the catalyst.
凯茜kathy~☆katakokk on December 18th, 2007 12:17 am (UTC)
Oh, wow, that was so sweet :D. FIVE SHIRTLESS NEJIS!!!!! OH WOW :D

Tenten is weapon-happy.
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:34 pm (UTC)
Not one, not two, not even three, but FIVE. BWHAHAHHAHAHHAA =D
Cosmo-sanblooming_cosmo on December 18th, 2007 12:42 am (UTC)
OMG I'M DYING! SERIOUSLY! I CAN'T BREATHE! THAT IS JUST THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!

OMG! LMAO!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THIS SOOOOOOOOO MUCH! XDDDD THE BOTH OF YOU ARE SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
I AM GLAD YOU ENJOYED THIS SET OF CRACK AS MUCH AS WE DID.

90% OF THE AWESOMENESS GOES TO MY SISTER; I WAS ONLY THE CATALYST. I DO TAKE CREDIT FOR THE SHIRTLESS NEJI IDEA THOUGH. >D

AND LO, I PREPARTH THE WAY FOR YET EVEN MORE CRACK
that's what she said: Neji/Tentenintimidate on December 18th, 2007 01:46 am (UTC)
ASLKDJDSLF. TOO CUTE. D: D: D:
Seriously had me grinning like the Cheshire cat. C:

It's too awesome for words. B-((
Toboe LoneWolf: [Ouran] Ouran is Lovetoboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
*squee* It is very, very cute. =D

Hopefully you're grinning like the Cheshire cat while singing along too, hmmm? XP
(no subject) - intimidate on December 20th, 2007 06:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
Sapphire Lunasapphireluna on December 18th, 2007 02:47 am (UTC)
This is made of win!!
I want 5 shirtless Neji!!!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
I want five shirtless Neji tooooo~
Jalollipopjalollipop on December 18th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
*blinks* ADORABLE. *bookmarks for future pleasure* XD
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Don't You Daretoboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC)
Why thank you. *bows* Feel free to sing along too for constant auditory pleasure! XP
Cassandra's Destinymycassandra on December 18th, 2007 07:08 am (UTC)
A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E!!
Toboe LoneWolf: [Naruto] Hayate: dance!toboe_lonewolf on December 19th, 2007 10:37 pm (UTC)
E-I-E-I-O</i>

AND THAT SPELLS NEJITEN!

XP