*waits while everyone's jaw drops*
Fufufuu! You thought it couldn't be done, did you? Well, I did it. XDXD It's cracktacular and full of NejiTen, SasuSaku, and maybe a dab of ShikoIno at the end, but you might have to tilt your head to the side to see it. Believe me, nothing I can say is going to summarize this for you, so if you're desperate for NejiTen and don't mind the image of Neji waltzing around in tights (Itachi does too. *snickers) then, please, feel free to read. AU, of course, and deliciously CRACKY! XDXDXD It's only posted on my journal so you'll have to go there to read it.
The NutCRACKer, Act One
The NutCRACKer, Act Two
The NutCRACKer, Act Three
Don't worry, everyone's in character. They're just wearing...uhm, tutus and tights. I blame it on my past obsession with the anime "Princess Tutu". *adjusts halo*
*waves cheerfully* Have fun with the crack!