May 11th, 2005

Allen [Grayman]

NejiTen CRACK! Ahoy!

I was going through my LJ memories today and decided I would post this here because, well, I figured everyone could use some good CRACK. XDXD I actually wrote these way back in March and if you're on my flist, you've probably read them, but the rest of you might be interested in taking a look. It's basically the ballet of "The Nutcracker" as performed by the cast of Naruto.

*waits while everyone's jaw drops*

Fufufuu! You thought it couldn't be done, did you? Well, I did it. XDXD It's cracktacular and full of NejiTen, SasuSaku, and maybe a dab of ShikoIno at the end, but you might have to tilt your head to the side to see it. Believe me, nothing I can say is going to summarize this for you, so if you're desperate for NejiTen and don't mind the image of Neji waltzing around in tights (Itachi does too. *snickers) then, please, feel free to read. AU, of course, and deliciously CRACKY! XDXDXD It's only posted on my journal so you'll have to go there to read it.

The NutCRACKer, Act One
The NutCRACKer, Act Two
The NutCRACKer, Act Three

Don't worry, everyone's in character. They're just wearing...uhm, tutus and tights. I blame it on my past obsession with the anime "Princess Tutu". *adjusts halo*

*waves cheerfully* Have fun with the crack!