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20 October 2006 @ 12:35 pm
Round Robin [ Festival Event ]  
Our first event for this festival. A simple Round Robin game. I will provide you with a small excerpt, and you will follow. Still confused? Just look at the rules.

Round Robin Rules
- This event, I repeat, STARTS NOW.
- Members who are participating are listed on the first post, and you will go in the exact order from that list.
- Wait until your turn. Don't skip anyone unless the person before you does not post in a timely manner and a moderator for this thread writes the word SKIP.
- If you can't think up anything, just post the word SKIP and the next member will be allowed to go. You will not be taken out of the game if you post this.
- If a member does not post within 12 HOURS, you will be skipped automatically for the first time. If you are skipped for a second time, you will be taken off of the Round Robin list. Please don't abuse the time limit.
- Remember that each post has a word limit. You CANNOT double post, so make sure that you get your story/point across effectively.
- YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A WRITING GOD FOR THIS CONTEST, BUT YOU MUST AT LEAST BE ABLE TO FORM A LOGICAL SENTENCE AND PASS THE STORY ALONG. I do NOT want to see any net speak during this. I will just delete the post and ask the next member to continue if that is the case.
- When posting, please don't comment to the previous user. It wouldn't make sense to since the next person wouldn't even know anyway. This will keep us from those annoying tiny comments. :)


Don't forget your order please. So, with that said, let's get the game underway. Here is your start off point. Make up whatever you want from here. If there are any questions, please post them in the sign up thread here. If you want me to remind you if you are going next, please leave your email in the sign up thread as well and I will email you when it is your turn. Have fun!

"You do realize how ridiculous this all is, right?"
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
Hyuuga Tenten: pic#53982357hyuugatenten on October 31st, 2006 01:44 am (UTC)
Oh Lord.
"Over in a darker corner of Konoha's inner city limits stands a shady, pimp-esque 17 year old by the name of Hyuuga Neji. He scribbles the names of his potential victims furiously on a tattered notepad."

Neji's eyebrow ticked.

"He's probably writing down the names off all of the females he has to payback, because he clearly has to bribe them with promises of the candy and ponies the missed growing up as children."

His fist clenched around his pen in iritation.

"He also reeks of cheap cologne and bologna, because that's how losers, you know, smell." The pen connected with Naruto's forhead.

"NARUTO! Shut the hell up, will you?" Neji massaged his temple before resuming his scribbling, "I thought you were the Uchiha's sidekick, so why are you tagging along my side?"

A blank look crossed Naruto's face as he remembered the last 15 minutes of his life.

Neji had all but murdered Ino after she giggled at him for scaring off some yound girl earlier that night, and he had to result to sprinting to shake off Kiba and Chouji. Well, Kiba anyway. Yet in typical Naruto fashion, Naruto got bored with Sasuke's easy acquistion of the female populous to his 'Cult-o'-Sasuke Movement' and decided to tick of the other brooding bastard. Tenten had gone missing and no one knew where Shino disappeared to, although rumors of clothing and fetishes circulated.

"To give you advice, obviously." Naruto had conjured up in his mind that in order to add discord to the already brewing chaos, that maybe he could, quote 'One up Saskue-bastard and have the guy Naruto-sama beat, beat him!', unquote. "I mean you might need a gentle nudge in the right direction is all, and I'll provide that nudge because I'm so suave and whatnot."

Neji watched in horror as Naruto wriggled his pinky finger in his ear and rolled up a ball of wax, flicking it onto some unfortunate passer-by.

"And what expert advide could youpossibly have for me, Naruto?" Neji said leaning on a random shop wall in mental exhaustion (which was now manifesting itself physically).

"Well Neji what did you expect dressing like that? Were you going for the Rurouni Kenshin look or something???"

Tugging at the crisp seam lines of his kosode, Neji started, "I'll have you know, you dolt, that the Hyuuga robes are-"

"Yeah, yeah, the best in all the land, that's great," Naruto said unimpressed, "but you need some new digs."

"New digs?" Neji asked wearily. Although Neji considered himself to be politically current and socially active (within the normal limits for what was considered active), he was not updated on the colloquiallisms of his fellow nin.

"Shreds, skin, rags, threads, sacks, joints, covers, gear, or simply clothing." Naruto elaborated pointing a finger in the air, "If you want the ladies, make them want you."

"Says the boy who wore traffic cone orange for the better part of 83% of his life." Neji said while placing his chin in his palm. "If this is true, where are your ladies Naruto?"

"I'll have you know, Mr. Mopey, that Naruto-sama is quite popular with the ladies throughout nearly every hidden villiage, just ask Jiraiya."

"Right. Because he is such a credible source. I think I'm just going to wing it Naruto, you services are no longer required."

"They never were required Neji, that's what makes it great!" Naruto gleened while teetering on a crate in the alley way. "To the clothing store, or do I have to drag you?"

"Dragging sounds quite fun..."





"Tenten! Your radiant energy revitalizes this unworthy specimin!"

No one ever got truly accustomed to Maito Gai's outbursts and dynamic entries...

"Thank you Gai-Sensei"

...but that's part of what qualified him as clinically insane.

I have a proposal for you!""